sandmandaddy69:

otosquinklus:

lesbian pikmin peace and love on planet earth!!!!!

fruityrats:

What if they slept inside of flowers..

evilwizard:

slonkel:

evilwizard:

business majors are like orcs to me. and not the hot kind

dnik toh eht ton dna .em ot scro ekil era srojam ssenisub

the backwards version for anyone who needs it

how many of my followers do you think are from the mirror dimension

curioshop:

curioshop:

Ok hold on let me google something

:)

huffylemon:

megalo-station:

manywinged:

manywinged:

there will never be a funnier visual gag to me than someone falling over and immediately exploding like they stepped on a landmine

tomorrowillbeyou:

shout out BASS GUITAR

tooies:

yippee! <- response to pleasant stimuli

wehh <- response to unpleasant stimuli

awawawawa <- creation of stimuli

vocodertests:

vocodertests:

Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

Reading guide

• “Mr president” = me
• “The oval office” = my room
• “Their”, “masquito” = errors for comedic effect

Behind the scenes

This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard

puyopuyo:

*kisses my gamecube controller on the mouth* it’s ok spoungebob we’ll win the next next melee tournament :)

dreamer-hammerspace:

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ